If hair colors were politics

Moira KellyMoira Kelly

It would actually make sense. Blonde would represent conservation so it would be with the tea party Republicans, and Brunette definitely can go for liberalism so it will be associated with the Democrats. They say that blondes have more fun, but that isn't true. Brunettes are the ones who have more fun. With more fun comes more freedom, so really brunettes have all the freedom in the world of all hair colors of women. More freedom than blondes. Blonde represents dictatorship and fascism, while the hair color brunette represents democracy and independence. It looks like brunettes are going to the right from the left. Brunettes can control the right better than the blondes can of course.